IRONY

The world is now a safer place for all of us!

"Talk to me Goose." -Maverick

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Thanks to Wookie for this one: A man gave an elephant 22 servings of a strong laxative along with various fruits and berries, for constipation. The man thought that this remedie was not working, so he attempted to give the elephant an olive oil enema. At this very precise moment the laxative kicked in, burying the man under an ungodly amount of elephant poop! He suffocated to death under a mountain of elephant droppings.

In order for there to be peace, violence must take the stage...(The angel Michael and Satan going at it)

After...enlisted in the navy....

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